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Monday, July 18, 2011

KenNitro Vs The Facility: I'm just Saying

So we had our 1st(?)Facility appreciation bbq the other day, and I really don’t know what to think about it.  The phrase has always been, “Morale” and how it is down, up, gone, etc. So I do think that this was a genuine attempt by the folks that make more money that me to show me that they appreciate what I do on the daily(If you are new to my blog then read up on the facility series).
So the bosses got together and cooked up some flanders burgers and hotdogs.

Yep, hamburgers and hotdogs.

I mean,  it’s not that I(and probably my coworkers) aren’t appreciative, I mean we work every weekend, shorthanded, nights, snowstorms, and deal with the constant change while attempting to be consistent, maintain order, and control the island itself from the utter chaos that can ensue in the brief moment in which the above three tenants mentioned above are not followed. 

Hamburgers and Hotdogs

I mean, granted the people that probably thought about how awesome it would be if we had a cook-out for the people that work the most and arguably the hardest at the facility, had the best intentions at heart, and while I am sure they thought about doing this a while ago,  I just don’t think they thought too much into it after the birth of the idea.  Granted that while living outside of the busy metropolis which is carrollton, ga one can get lost with this question:
“What can I do to show those that I govern over my appreciation for all their hard work, and how can do this?”

Hamburgers and Hotdogs

I’m laughing cause I thought it was a good thought and true attempt at boosting the morale of all of those that hold the word, but low morale is always the result of several factors and is slow to fall and slow to rise. So I do applaud those in charge for their attempt, but I hope that they continue to attempt to continue these true efforts to show appreciation.

Hamburgers and Hotdogs

I guess you got to start somewhere.

If I was in charge I would have done something like go on the square and see which business can hold a group as large as we are, and then ask everyone to RSVP a week or so before because the schedules are out a month in advance, then I would see what kind of deal I could get because well,  can’t never could.  After that,  I would remind everyone to RSVP cause if you don’t sign up there will not be food for you, and you would be essentially seeing who all is actually excited about the event, because everyone can come up with reasons as to why they aren’t coming, but when folks see you making the effort, they tend to match it themselves…if they are in fact about something.

Hamburgers and Hotdogs

Case in point, I remember back when I worked at Airtran Airways, there was a snow storm that pretty much froze over Atlanta.  There were several chats sent out about the snowpacalypse and asked everyone to do what they can.  Matter of fact, airtran if I remember correctly has an attendance policy that is locked down real tight.  I mean , the short version of it, “It is what it is”. On the day after, people showed up late, way late, stayed later, didn’t show up at all, and it was all forgiven. Also, Vince, gave everyone a shot glass a couple of days later and thanked everyone personally for coming in.

A gesture that is so small but the magnitude is so great.

So we had a snow storm recently and while everyone was aware of what was coming that Sunday around 7pm there was a really awesome email sent out to everyone that basically said, “If you don’t come to work we can fire you”, and then it cited some portion of the handbook that said something about not showing up and how they could fire you, even though you could die on the way to work to save your job
This was done in a very passive fashion and while I saw the money to be made from the overtime, for people in leadership roles to even suggest that you could be fired for making a decision about your personal safety is at the very least unprofessional and at the most heartless.

Hamburgers and Hotdogs

Now some of you will say, that I should for one be happy that I have a damn job and the fact that you get a paycheck is appreciative enough, and if I am so un-happy then I should leave and let them hire someone that is ok with

Hamburgers and Hotdogs

And you are absolutely right, my bosses could in fact stand behind that cold hard truth, and there are some jobs where that is the only reality. Fortunately, I have faith that the folks in charge will become more proactive in their approach and less reactive as we move forward, cause at the end of the day


Hamburgers and Hotdogs…


Sunday, July 10, 2011

KenNitro Vs The Facility: The Program is Based on Strength

You know normally, I write about the facility AFTER the battles have been fought. I'll will tell you tales of MEN who NEVER BACK DOWN, MEN who FEAR only the fact that they HAVE NO FEAR.

TODAY

THIS VERY DAY

You all, my friends, my loved ones, hell as per google analytics, I may even have some fans out there!!!

You all get to hear about the STRENGTH BASED PROGRAM that the inhabitants of the Island endure on a daily basis.

REAL(CLAP)TALK(CLAP) the strength based program is happening right now at this very moment. You all are at the forefront of some of the most DYNAMIC, NEXT LEVEL THERAPEUTIC TECHNIQUES ever utilized and before you ask the question,

NO, I AM NOT A THERAPIST

I AM ALL THINGS THERAPEUTIC can ya dig it?

Now at this point, you are probably asking yourself, "What is the STRENGTH BASED PROGRAM"?

I can sum it all up for you really. MEGATRON in the 1985 movie transformers pretty much summed up in one line the question we ask any inhabitant that chooses to make the wrong decision

"Why throw away your life so recklessly"

And before any of yall fanboys get up, keep in mind, OPTIMUS PRIME LOST THAT FIGHT.

Since I have pretty much summed up the STRENGTH BASED PROGRAM, that is BASED ON STRENGTH all I can really do for you is play a song for you.

Keep in mind that the inhabitants of the island know that when these beautiful songs are heard, the UNDERSTANDING IS SURE TO FOLLOW

Actually go ahead and hit play on this and then read the above again if you really what to get down with The STRENGTH BASED PROGRAM



This SONG just got added to the rotation and it is truly a song that fortells the future and is a great post crisis song to listen too


BOOM CREW ANTHEM


Now I am not going to lie to you, we didn't create the STRENGTH BASED PROGRAM

he did.


And he got it from him


Seriously, if you have to ask yourself the question, "Is this strength Based?"

THE ANSWER IS NO IT IS NOT.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Rap Music, before these Day Spa Rappin ass coons killed it

So while I am chopping this here writers block down trying to get to the hot gooey center of creativity that I know that what ever gets written will be epic.

but there really is no reason to force it in...unless

you know what, I am just going to leave that as it is.

Anyway, if you listen to rap these days, I really feel bad for you.

Seriously, whenever I hear a grown ass man talking about any rapper with "lil" "Boy"(and all alternative spellings) and anybody rapping with a Mohawk

I am secretly killing you in a very violent way.

Now in the interest of being more Christ like in my thought word and deed, instead of telling all you drake, lil wayne, roscoe dash, soulja boy fans, that you really should be beaten within an inch of your life with a ball peen hammer,

Imma do something different and try to educate yall ignant asses.

So we are going to start off with 1995-96, dungeon family was straight killing it.

I took the liberty of posting the youtube mix of the goodie mob, you're welcome.


you really can't mention Goodie Mob without their brothers in arms OUTKAST, so here is some of dat real life dirty south music


I have pretty much taken your whole day from you at this point.

But wait there is more.


This song guaranteed a nosebleed.


No intro needed


This song can still turn best friend into mortal enemies if played in the club

REAL(CLAP)TALK(CLAP)

I know people are going to say that when I was younger the older folks said the same thing I am saying now about the day spa rappers, see I really don't you all get the picture.


If you think this is ever going to be considered a classic, then you really need to do some soul searching.