Halal No you didn’t or…This little piggy got GOT!!!!

I saw some shit online that was epic. I mean normally my Tuesdays are always about epic mealtime and getting having some sort of fun while waiting on church night with my peoples(church is a metaphor). Now my nights may not always be epic, but they do always start with dinner.

Generally, dinner is either pizza or sushi(not at the same time). It’s quick, easy, and with pizza I generally have some food left for the post drinking action or maybe even the next day.

The Best Weaves are Made of Bacon

Tonight is something different.

I saw this thing on youtube called the  “bacon explosion” it is basically a heart attack wrapped in bacon,

And I need this in my life.

Get Creative, Next Time I am Using More
Sausage.

So I went to the grocery jump off and got me some bacon, I went and spent a little bit of bread on it and got the thick cut. I think that was best decision.  Actually making the bacon weave was pretty easy, I was surprised at how easy it was to get this sexy thing made. If you don’t like the way pork looks I don’t know what to tell you.

Now, the next part opens up the lane for some personal decision making. Some people call for 2lbs of sausage or a kilo if you aren’t from ‘Merica(Pew Pew Pew Pew). I live by myself so I figured a pound of sausage is enough for me. I once ate a pound of deer sausage and was not even the slightest bit apologetic.

No homo.

The youtube video calls for some bbq seasoning, but you know I was kinda gentle with it. I mean, there is a

lot of salt in this monstrosity. I then added some cheese cause…well I can’t think of any situation where cheese and or a fried egg is a bad idea so there you go.

Sleep, So You Shall Be PERFECT

Then I put that bitch in the oven.

I got some bread for the delivery device. I figure regular bread just won’t due. In the video they had some can biscuits, but I can’t lie

I don’t do can biscuits….

Seriously, I mean if you put them in front of me and I don’t have any other options, I will eat them. I mean, if you are cooking me breakfast and you make them, I will eat them. I mean, I ain’t gonna throw them shits on the floor and be like, “Biiiiitttcccch, you tryin’ to catch a beat down”.  

The fucked up part is that I can’t make a biscuit to save yo life.

Fact is, if someone put a gun to your head and was like, “KenNitro, if you want to save this , you gonna have to make some serious biscuits!!!

You a dead muthafucka.

Anywhoo, this is my dinner tonight. I know you are jealous. I know you are all planning on making this around the world.

That'll do Pig, That'll do