Pro Wrestling...it's so Gay Orrrrrr We're Here, We're Queer, First you have to care, then get over it(as it relates to pro wrestling)

So not too long ago, a pro basketball player comes out as being gay, and I think somebody cared. I mean, don't get me wrong, I think it's awesome that he would come out and say to the world, "Hey, I'm into dudes" but you know what I think. 

I think it's just a power move.

Ok, before all you activist start cracking your fingers to type something activey(real word, I just made it up). Think about it. This dude was/is a mediocre basketball player at best. So what do you do when your contract is up and you could be cut and I suppose you got to get back to the real world....

Hell, I would come out the closet too(no homo).

Seriously, who would fire a guy who just came out the closet? Not anybody that wants to have the masses setting up camp in the digital space and form a virtual picket line. So you know what you do, you make the smart move.

Keep them around for a year, and if he can't put points in the paint, trade his ass to the European leagues.

Anyway so tell you the truth, I give two shits about anybody's sexual preference. I could be wrong for that in the short run, but as it relates to pro wrestling...There has been so much "gay" in wrestling since the 40's.

WOOOOOO!

I'm not going to go through the catalog of wrestlers with questionable sexuality, keep in mind by questionable I mean ambiguous. After all, pro wrestling has always been about characters, and a lot of times these characters were maintained more than the real life of the actual person. So in terms of GAY

Oh yeah, pro wrestling is rampant with "Teh Gay"

Take, this guy. Johnie B. Badd was a guy that wore make-up, looked like Little Richard. His finishing move was called, "The Kiss That Don't Miss" and he even had little stickers made of hearts that he would place on downed opponents.

The Genius was another gimmick that while he was not so outwardly flamboyant like Johnnie b. Badd, he was still on the other side of masculine, which in wrestling terms...GAY.

Lady Gaga's Dad

Probably the most notorious gay gimmick had to have been golddust. This guy wore a gold body suit, essentially sexually harassed other wrestlers during the match and his entrance was really, really, really uncomfortable. 

Then you had Chuck and Billy, they took their gimmick to new heights and even had a wedding ceremony. I mean, c'mon this was back in 2002. I mean, watch it. If it was anything, it was progressive. Even the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation got all butt hurt over the situation, by situation they were hoping that Chuck and Billy actually would come out as being gay, but there is two problems. The first being that and actual civic organization honestly thought that their input on an angle would be taken serious, and the second is that Chuck Palumbo and Monty Kipp Sopp(Billy Gunn) were not gay in the first place. Oh you do know wrestling is not...

"Tag Team" Partners For Life

It's still real to me Dammit!!!

Mr. No Days Off

So I say all this to say that Darren Young, "Mr. No Days Off" coming out to TMZ that he is gay is really boring to me. I mean larger outlets didn't want the story, The WWE set up the press conference in the first place, and most importantly

Darren Young, is one step up from a Jobber(you know, the guy that always loses), and the tag team he is in is no where near getting a push for the tag team. In short, the prime time playaz aren't a real factor in the tag team division. So I honestly feel like He came out because he might be getting those walking papers. 

Is that unforgivable?  

Seriously, if he was a even a top mid card guy there would be enough buzz to actually use his sexuality to push him into the top tier, but because he is bottom at best(see what I did right there) he is going to probably win a few house matches and that's about it. I think if he would spend more time working on honing his craft and not telling TMZ, he would have some real job security. No wrestling fan is going to think he is getting black balled by the WWE, because he does not have the actual talent...

You know, like the homie Roderick Strong

Hell, if I were him, I would use it. Pro Wrestling is kind of like southpark in a way, because they can take whatever that is popular in pop culture and turn it into satire real quick. On average it takes a south park episode 2 weeks to be produced, and WWE is live almost 100 days out of the year.

The New Harlem Heat, Said No One
EVER!!!!!

Imagine this, Prime Time Playaz goes through a rough spot, losing a bunch of matches(Hell they already do that), then Titus and Darren are arguing, because Titus feels some sort of way about the fact that he had to find out he was gay through TMZ of all things(putting TMZ over in the process), They split. Darren is on the search for a new tag team partner, and still losing. Titus speaks with a number of superstars and they tell him that it's all good or some shit. Then Darren Young and his no name tag team partner wrestle the shield, the no name guy gets knocked out. Titus comes out the back, hot tags in, and they make the come back, the shield gets disqualified cause Dean Ambrose interferes. The crowd goes wild. Every wrestling fans enjoys a started from the bottom to the top story that does not include John Cena

Realistically, they will never beat the shield head up...see what they did to the ROCK?

It's still real to me dammit

KenNitro's giving the game away part one: Stay In Your Lane

For all guys that have been struggling over the last 11 months to get it in with whomever you are trying to get it in with, you are in luck!  See, the next 30 days presents an awkward moment in the female/male social dynamic. It’s Chirstmas time, and no one wants to be alone, so everyone will be looking for those possibilities to end the year on a good note.

So, guys if you got it like that, it’s going to be like shooting fish in a barrel. There are a number of women out there whom are looking to have somebody on their arm or be on someone’s arm for a number of different occasions over the next 30 to 35 days, so you can finish out the year strong and move into 2012 like a straight up BOSS.

If you don’t have it like that, that’s cool too. This time of year can give you that environmental boost that you may need.  You know like when the crocodile is waiting near the edge of the water and snatches up an unsuspecting wildebeest like it was nothing, this was not luck, what this creature did was utilize the local landscape to catch his prey off guard.

That’s what you have to do with women, catch them off guard. Cause for the most part, they already have you pegged and the answer is already No.  So I am going to give the game away in small bits so can easily digest it. I’m not going to hit you with 10 step,  there are plenty of those out there.

Let me start off by saying this,

Seriously

FUCK SWAG

When I think of swag, I think of people posturing trying to give off the impression that they are something they are not. Whether your posturing is happening through clothes, fake confidence, or whatever it may get you off the launch pad, but it is not going to get you to the moon.

Seriously, most women have too much game for the swag to be a deal closer, and spending too much time on this aspect is an exercise in futility.

What we are going to focus on this week, is determining your lane and staying in it.  What is your lane? I am glad you asked! Your “Lane” as we call it, is your area of expertise plus location that is the most comfortable for you to be successful at capturing women, the key word is capture because you can meet women anywhere, but you don’t want to meet them, you want to WIN!!!.  The winning part comes into play when what you know is in tune with what they want to hear.  This is where those listening skills come into play.  If they happen to be into something that you have no idea what it is about, then find some sort of shared experience, anything that can keep the conversation moving, because at some point the conversation is going to come back to, “What do you think about that?”

Don’t stand there looking like BoBo the fool when you knew ahead of time, that she was intoand instead of reading about it , watching a documentary, or even wiki’in that MOFO, you decided to wing it…

any one that had that sword, did what
ever they wanted too, in STYLE

The next option is to bring them into your world. If you are passionate about something, that they could find interesting, then there is your Green Destiny right there. If you are not passionate about anything and you are over the age of 23 my advice is to stop reading this blog right now.

It won’t help you.

People like learning new things or more importantly, people like learning new ways to think about things that they think they already know, so if you got the inside scoop on something, present it in an engaging manner that does not come off as condescending or to technical. Too much of any of those things will equal a lose.  

Next week we are going to talk about whatever I f'n want too!